T2: The sequel that never made it!

The Corn Cake saga..

James Cameron had a theory. It materialized into an evil spectacle with an Austrian accent, a resounding "who's your daddy? what does he do?"background score and a Republican furor. But, before he was back, another theory had been proposed. To make the terminator a general contractor, who travelled through time and opened a portal in Rancho Cucamonga, just outside the building department. The catch was that John Conner would someday grow upto be a framer and have the moment of realization (world destruction: skynet) while choking on a tortilla strip straight out of a Marisco's burrito.

The terminator had one mission, then. To find John Conner, grease him with his bare hands and then return to the future by taking the last Amtrak train out of Union Station by swiping the last MTA transfer before it implemented a 'no transfer' policy. Well, the plot didn't get past the script writer's desk since the theory had a few errors to begin with. First, the terminator had three tasks to fulfil and the first choice to play the part, our very own Alex Sordo sported a mullet and could only count to two. Moreover, the actor who was to play the part of John Conner (I cannot give out his name, I'd have to kick you) had to learn the contractor's secret language which predominantly contained the word 'fuck' and passionately indulging in ice lollies.

Since then, Mr.Sordo has been interested in building airplanes and terrorizing his colleagues in the office by playing the Carpenters and Hacienda heights instrumentals on a loop. He also builds beautiful homes and sports a tee shirt that reads " A S S design". He infuriates his colleagues by calling them 'pegorsch' and repeating the sentence, "Let's.. uh.. let's.. uh.. go to uh... El Torito!" It's too bad the sequel didn't qualify. I'm sure the third helping would've been more meatier... no pun intended.