There's a large out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside

• My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah....
  
• I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refridgerator, blender....all you do is say what the shiit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shiit fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break....
• It's hard to dance if you just your lost wallet. "Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky...