What Happens At Work?

Exhibit [A]
Aural Pundit: Here is a good example of a content, surround sounded entity basking in the glory of aural salvation. Observe closely, the upturned thumbs signifying satisfaction and total release as well as surrender to the sound induced. Rock On!

Exhibit [B]
Resident Alien: When the immigration authorities coined the term, 'alien resident', they weren't kidding. Look what we found at my desk!?!