Words for the Day.

Fakebook: Adding friends to facebook who you don't particularly like, socialize with or think you are friends with.

Carbon Guilt: The feeling of guilt for using too much carbon, e.g. too much air travel, driving to the corner shop in the car, etc.

Alculate: To calculate how cost effective an alcoholic beverage is. Otherwise known as the cost per shot ratio.

Email bail: Using email to back out or ditch on plans, dates and even relationships.

Chugger: Charity Mugger. One of those people who stands in the street with a big brightly-coloured bib and quite possibly a clipboard soliticing donations to the Feline Liberation Army or some other worthy cause.

Yellow Listed: A person who does not wash their hands after urinating is placed on the 'yellow list', or they are 'yellow listed'.

Cash Pedal: The accelerator pedal in your car during times of high gasoline prices. So named because it's prodigious use will lead to more cash spent on gas.

Attention Spam: A condition resulting in a failure to process basic facts or comprehend common knowledge, due largely to having a mind full of useless information.

Early Nerd Special: Midnight showing on the day of release of a highly-anticipated film, typically of the science-fiction/fantasy genre.

Bachelor Breakfast: Eating breakfast (or any other meal really) while standing at your kitchen counter instead of sitting at your kitchen table.

All words & definitions from Urban Dictionary.com.

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