A Royal BAH!

Apparently, Buckingham Palace will be available to William and his would be bride for three days after the wedding. Does that mean the 'Queen' will check into a Motel 6, order room service, listen to El Gato 103.1FM and eat menudo for breakfast in true LALA Land Style?

God save the Queen's digestive system and the Royal Peristalsis!

Wait! I think she will set out on a journey of conquest, colonize 711 & Pepboys and discover the hippopotamus.