Gaping Gases.

The Mens Wearhouse commercial man always intrigues me. For some reason, I strongly feel he should do Pepto Bismol ads. That deep baritone voice can work wonders on violently flickering belly muscles and provide directed, propulsive, exit strategies to angry trapped gases trying to whistle out through pouting belly buttons. Time to reach for some hickory sauce.

You're gonna like the way you poop, I guarantee it. [Prolonged, comforting flatulent melody]