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I just managed to spill a mouthful of coffee (my lunch supplement) onto my nice, crisp formal shirt. For some quirky reason, my brain registered my lips to be an inch lower than the actual designated location. I guess I've dropped a few notches in the proverbial food chain, I just lost my World Heavy Weight Title to Triple Yecch. The coffee cup made contact with my chin and I felt something warm, gradually turning to hot on my chest. i guess I'm putting the Ugh, back into Ugly. Que, No?

Dr.John's telling me something. Click below to layeth the Check Out: