Lego's Breakthrough!

"GUD WUKK AAH TUUH!"
It's finally ready! Seemingly... A lego set inspired by Ewan McGregor's expressions in the Star Wars flicks! The incredibly talented gopher faced McGregor, started his climb on the Hollywood rungs by doing Australian beer commercials.

Unfortunately, the company doing the rounds had a penchant for summarizing the intensity of their product by hurling them at actors in their commercials. Some unknown source from 'down under' has it that Ewan's soft cranium made sharp contact with a few wall clocks, anvils, army boots, ink bottles, padlocks and kangaroo droppings to the tune of the famous "Austray-lian fer beeyr" tag line. Eventually, George Lucas felt that the dent in McGregor's brain was a void, deep enough to plant the seed of a budding Obe Wan while mouthing off words to wookies about their mating skills. After the second helping of Star Wars which saw Natalie Portman lose every follicle on her skull thanks to Samuel Jackson's Jedi grooming, McGregor was invited to play the part of a new age tight shorts weilding inmate in another flick costarring blonde bombshell Scarlett Johansson.

The new flick is called 'The Island', a fast-paced, action-packed helping that'll make you want to go more to Islands for that ice cream sundae and double-double. Ewan's wardrobe has been inspired by the khakhi colored skin hugging shorts and hawaii shirts worn by waitresses at this famous chain of restaurants. Weapon of choice? A lean wheat breaded BLT. Force field generated, cleverly concealed in a garland of chrysanthemums. Go jedi! Go! Also, Ewan, you go too!