Saturday, September 10, 2005

The Letter 'J' & the symbol for Boron

Jerry Seinfeld, the king of comedy has been on tour this year after a brief hiatus. Went to see his act tonight at the Terrace Theater at the Long Beach Convention Center. His new material's even more amazing. More 'slap your knee in disbelief' Déjà Vu's!

Dig this: -
  • Babies - how can you have a person who looks you in the eye and craps in the pants at the same time?
  • More cheese on Pizzas? Next thing you know, they'll mold your head in a block of cheese
  • He likes Cinnabons so much he doesnt want to eat 'em. Just splat them right into his face! POW!
  • Emails are the lowest form of communication. I dont want to see your face, I dont want to hear your voice (cell phones). I will communicate with smoke signals next.

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