Do's & Don'ts : A Basic Guide to Human Courtesy for Complete Muppets

Do's:

1. Leave your name, number and a brief message after the tone.
2. Flush after use.
3. Clean up after you eat.
4. Dry your hands before you leave the 'Area-Washbasina'.
5. Chew with your mouth shut.
6. Smile back at people.
7. Offer your seat to senior citizens.

Don'ts:

1. Do anything for love, but don't do that.
2. Litter.
3. Talk while you chew. Chew while you talk.
   
4. Show off your canine skills with paper towels while drying your hands.
5. Leave your apartment without using a deo.
6. Pick your nose in public; No one's landed there yet.
7. Just sit there, do something!

Note to the casual reader:
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